Tyler

Becky Barrow, reporting (I use the term generously) for the Daily Mail:

[Former Apprentice contestant Katie] Hopkins claimed children called Tyler, Chardonnay and Charmain are less likely to have done their homework and been disruptive at school, claims dismissed by her fellow guest as "snortworthy."
She went on to insist she hates any child named after a footballer, a season, a geographical location—even though one of her children is called India—and a celebrity. 

Snortworthy. Now that is name!