The other day I received word from my health insurance about contraceptives soon to be covered at no charge. I thought I would do us all a favor and deem which ones had names suitable for humans (just in case, of course, your birth control should fail):
YES (i.e., names already more or less established in the United States of America)
Leena
Errin [sic]
Camila
HeatherPortia
Amethyst
Yasmin
MAYBE (i.e., names that bear at least a passing resemblance to more or less established names)
Aviane
Balziva
Jolivette
Velivet
Ocella
Amethia
Lessina
Alesse
Mircette
Kariva
Cyclessa
Gildess
Junel
Cryselle
Zarah
Zeosa
Jolessa
Loryna
Zovia
Briellyn
Natazia
Azurette
Aranelle
Orsythia
Emoquette
NO (i.e., names I thought were “Neocon” when I first read them)
Necon
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